Tap water

Tap water is a type of water that tastes awful because it has fluoride,chlorine and atrazine. If you drink it you’re a disgusting human being just buy REAL water like volvic,Fiji or Evian.

Guy 1: ‘hey you want some tap water

Guy 2: ‘NO YOU DISGUSTING PRICK!’

by The man in your shower July 15, 2023

spinal tap shit

A shit that hurts so bad, you thought it was 10,000 razor blades.

A: I had a spinal tap shit today
B: get some laxatives

by Memer#1 December 27, 2022

Free Tap Friday

When a friend gets a free tap on another friend in the nuts

“Hey did you get your free tap on William? It is free tap Friday”
“Yes I did, he died”

by The Five Days Of Tapping November 22, 2019

free tap friday

The time a guy has a reason to smack a girls ass

Bob: Hey its Free Tap Friday
Jim: I already slapped Amy's ass were good
Bob: Nice man

by Square up CAKISUIANS April 14, 2018

Tapping away

If you are shift or riding a doll you are tapping away

Donegal slag

Lad are you tapping away at her

by Getherbucked1 March 12, 2020

Tapping away

If you fancy a doll and you and like shift or riding her you are tapping away

Lad are you tapping away at her?

by Getherbucked1 March 12, 2020

Boobie Tap

When a really gross frat boy touches your boob

"Yo, Meatcube Micheal totally boobie tapped that girl at the sausage fest on Saturday ."

by SILENCEYOUCUR April 28, 2021