Thomas

He is mad annoying, stupid, and wishes he had friends.

He is such a crybaby and is a daddy's boy

look that person is crying
yeah, its Thomas crybaby himself.

by x j s October 25, 2018

Thomas

such a crybaby and has no friends

why is he crying because he's being Thomas

by x j s October 25, 2018

Thomas

Thomas is the most caring and important person you will ever have in your life and if you don’t have one well it sucks to be you mate, thimas will always be there for you no matter what is happening and he will always and forever love you and he will always find a way to make you smile, Thomas is never afraid to be himself around you and has the most beautiful blue eyes and blond hair, he’s funny and confident about his “dad jokes”... 😂

If you don’t have a Thomas as good as mine then you better get one because he’s one of the kindest guys out there

Xoxo - Hailey :)

Whenever I’m sad all I have to do is look at Thomas and I’ll feel happy again

by T + H = L O V E October 27, 2018

Thomas Cowan

A thot who goes to school

Person: Look its Thomas Cowan
Person 2: Yea its the thot

by Thomas The Thot October 29, 2018

Thomas A

The best guy in the world at baseball and very respectful and nice. He is athletic and loves basketball

Wow! He is good!! He must be Thomas A

by Goat91 November 6, 2018

thomas

Man with unusually large penis (7-9 inches) He is the best looking man you will see and loves sports. He has big muscular lips and they are juicy. He is very tall and muscular and gets all the girls including me

Thomas is so sexy and smels good

by bigwhore666 November 8, 2018

Thomas

A socially retarded white teenager who is captain of 4 different meme-making industries. He likes to write books and design video games for other people, but he's paid minimum wage. He claims he's good at the piano but the only songs he really even knows how to play is a shitload of nursery rhymes and All Star. When it comes to the ladies he's about as smooth as sandpaper covered in broken glass. He gets roasted on the daily by everybody in his school, but he uses their insults as an advantage to make more memes.

"Hey gee wizz, I should talk to that girl over there I like"
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-

by That random guy thing November 10, 2018