Thomas Cowan

A thot who goes to school

Person: Look its Thomas Cowan
Person 2: Yea its the thot

by Thomas The Thot October 29, 2018

Thomas A

The best guy in the world at baseball and very respectful and nice. He is athletic and loves basketball

Wow! He is good!! He must be Thomas A

by Goat91 November 6, 2018

thomas

Man with unusually large penis (7-9 inches) He is the best looking man you will see and loves sports. He has big muscular lips and they are juicy. He is very tall and muscular and gets all the girls including me

Thomas is so sexy and smels good

by bigwhore666 November 8, 2018

Thomas

A socially retarded white teenager who is captain of 4 different meme-making industries. He likes to write books and design video games for other people, but he's paid minimum wage. He claims he's good at the piano but the only songs he really even knows how to play is a shitload of nursery rhymes and All Star. When it comes to the ladies he's about as smooth as sandpaper covered in broken glass. He gets roasted on the daily by everybody in his school, but he uses their insults as an advantage to make more memes.

"Hey gee wizz, I should talk to that girl over there I like"
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-

by That random guy thing November 10, 2018

Thomas

Super smart curly haired boiiii with stiff fingers ;) he is number one fortnite gamer and super awesome boi.

Wow!
What?
Its Thomas!
OMG THOMAS?!?! That guy is so awesome!

by Anon Thongas November 11, 2018

Thomas Jefferson

a SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICAN. Literally obsessed with mac 'n cheese. A fabulous sassy bitch in love with France. Loves bullying Alexander Hamilton with his emo boyfriend, James Madison. Has beautiful hair

Thomas, that was a real noce declaration
-Alexander Hamilton flirting with Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson is P E R F E C T
-probably James Madison every time Jefferson shows up

by diggs.stan July 20, 2017

Rusty Thomas

Slang for period sex. In honor of the Rev. Rusty Thomas, director of Operation Save America, a group that aggressively protests abortion clinics.

I had a fantastic first date last night, we went back to her place, made out, but then she gave me a Rusty Thomas.

by retrev July 25, 2017