golden bark

When a Mexican barks at hot American chicks in order to hook up with them. Usually done in conjunction with alcohol.

If Javier plays his cards right, he'll be giving Nicole the Golden Bark tonight.

by Neil's Daddy December 2, 2007

Golden Oral

A blowjob from someone who hasn’t brushed their teeth in 24 hours or longer.

Did you hear that Johnny got golden oral from a homeless woman the other day?

by Goob the cat August 1, 2021

Golden Ticket

The extremely hot wife of a moderately attractive man, who is assisted in obtaining extramarital sex due to the envy her beauty inspires in other women.

Susan was so not down, until she met my Golden Ticket.

by PartykidXO December 14, 2018

Golden Light

The best type of light, hands down. If you think otherwise, you are a mental patient.

I was sleeping and then the Golden Light woke me.

by MadonPurgatory February 1, 2021

golden greek

A stud. Can get/slay any women he wants. Is beyond handsome and has a great body. Super athletic and smart. A natural born warrior very strong. Funny and outgoing. This guy is the one we all want to be like.

The golden Greek was mighty strong.

by Golden Spartan April 10, 2017

golden mermaid

It's the fish that always gets away. it's a bit of folklore. it's the biggest fish you've ever caught or the biggest one that always gets away. a fish story . You finally caught the golden mermaids. somewhat like the story of Moby Dick. Or Loch Ness old Nessie.

I went fishing with my best friend Ben and he almost caught HIS golden mermaid.

by seahawk seth March 11, 2015

golden wompus

a extremely freaky nerd. They usually have no lives.

a golden wompus are usually guys who play with computers all day for no particular reason.

by Maddy Gillespie May 3, 2008