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Mickey clap

When you clap the cheeks of the Disney cast at Disney land inside of their costumes putting them into submission
Bro1: yeah bro I just Mickey clapped all of them
Bro2: bro
Bro1broooo “hugs”
by The word concierge August 1, 2019
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Buddha clap

When yo belly so fat it claps when you run
Take a lap and let me hear that buddha clap
by Adsmac January 26, 2018
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Clapped tortoise

When someone is so clapped that they look worse than a tortoise
by Sandleradam20 June 15, 2021
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Finger-clapped

Sexual intercourse with the flanges.
"I finally snapped and finger-clapped that two I see at the bar."
by ChanceD April 10, 2021
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Clapped

by Clappedchild March 10, 2019
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Albuquerque ass clap

When a woman bends over in the downward dog position on the bed but instead of sliding it in you grab her ass cheeks and slap them together very fast and hard to the point she face plants on to the mattress in order to stop you
Kristi won't talk to me no more because after our date last night I gave her the old Albuquerque ass clap
by Domphuckery September 27, 2025
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Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
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