speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

e-tard

A person that finds internet and email usage mentally challenging.

This email has gone to all the wrong people; my boss is such an e-tard!.

They'll never get the internet back up, they're just a bunch of e-tards.

by scubaduder February 18, 2010

E-tard

An E-tard is anyone who is really, really, really....really far behind on the technology. (i.e. can't use a computer, can't text well, etc.)

Person A: Hey man, wheres you're ride?
Person B: Probably still on his way...
A: Why's that?
B: My dad's an E-tard, he doesnt know how to text, and I don't want to call him...

by werepyre007 February 19, 2010

bag of tards

The ballsack of a stupid man or a retarded man.

That idiot over there is carrying around a bag of tards.

by poxifide January 18, 2011

effin tarded

when you are told your are doin things wrong, but are told that there wrong, so instead of fixing them you look for wrong in everything others do,

when your effin tarded 109th company hurts or kill innocent people, and you yell at another company for wearing a fleece cap while in acu. thanks 17 cssb

by headhunted November 27, 2010

debit tard

One who does not own a debit card.

Cassandra is a debit tard because she does not have the sense to obtain a debit card.

by The Air Band! December 28, 2010

destructo-tard

someone hell-bent on performing self-destructive acts after a misfortune, despite requests to be reasonable

Don't hit your phone, you friggin destructo-tard. Just give it a second.

After wrecking his Mercedes, Bill either gained new great zest for life or became an utter destructo-tard, sleeping with anything that moved, and drinking enough to fell a horse.

by jarge20 September 26, 2010