self-service golden shower

The act of intentionally urinating on yourself.

Can occur in the shower, while swimming in any occasion.

C - "yo i just pissed in my wetsuit and it came out near the top on my face"

K - "yea... that's a self-service golden shower, cuz even if it's yours at the end someone still peed on your face"

by d0thedew87 February 25, 2009

Go Suck Your Self

Meaning just f*ck off or go f*ck your self

person 1: go suck your self
person 2: ...

by LOL0909 October 2, 2018

T-Rex Self Pic

An abnormally close-up self taken photograph by someone with short arms.

Danielle: Let's get a pic together with the buildings in the background.

*click* (no buildings, just a face and a half, T-Rex Self Pic)

Joe: Give me the camera T-Rex, we need someone with adult arms to get this done!

by Mr. BlG November 8, 2012

self-isolation high horsery

When a menacing and creepy person becomes menacing and creepy because they have perceived what they believe to be a transgression of their fascist definition of Social Distancing.

Dude! That manic guy just emptied his slop-bucket out the window on top of that couple who met on the street, self-isolation high horsery is really getting out of control.

by DavidFHJ March 16, 2020

Self Swirl Popsicle

Also known as SSP. During any type of sex, the male ejaculates into his hand. The ejaculate is smeared over a finger (mostly the middle but any works). The male then sticks the finger up his own ass, slowly pulling it out and licking it clean.

My girlfriend and I were having phone sex and towards the end I enjoyed a self swirl popsicle.

by GothFreak December 28, 2006

self proclaimed fat bitch

A skinny bitch that claims to be fat and will go to great lengths to prove that she is fat whether it is finding invisible double chins or stretching out fragments of skin to pass off as blubber, in order to a) seek attention and receive compliments or b) to fit in with other fat bitches.

Skinny bitch: OMG LOOK AT MY ARMS IT IS DOING THE WAVING FLAG (while rapidly moving arms)

Fat Bitch or Normal Person: OMG STOP!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SELF PROCLAIMED FAT BITCH.

by Nawkstar July 13, 2010

Self centered asshole-ness

A PERSON WHO IS VERY SELF CENTERED AND HAS AN ATTITUDE OF AN ASSHOLE

Also known as: Luke

I am done with luke’s self centered asshole-ness...

by Idkimnotcreative May 31, 2018