blooming rosebud

when your feces is especially fluffy and sprouts out of your anus like a flower caught on a time-lapse cam.

"Woah, that was the best dump ever! A real blooming rosebud!"

by toiletmuncher February 12, 2009

Stem the rose

Its a euphemism for "struggling against love". In the movie "Brokeback Mountain", Jack and Ennis were hired to protect the sheep from wolves.... ie... to _stem_ the wolf attacks. Instead of stemming the wolf attacks, they stemmed the rose... which meant that they were battling against homosexual desires. Essentially, it was used to equate _being overtaken by same-sex-attraction_ to _being overtaken by a wolf attack_ .... and was used as a device to show that the boss saw them as being attacked by love.

Despite being from two families at war with each other, Romeo and Juliet were unsuccessful in their attempts to stem the rose... and love won out.

by Glenn G December 27, 2005

rose

1. a red flower
2. a girl`s name, usually a mean one, irresponsible, lazy, fat, dishonest, rips you off of money, degrading.

1. What a pretty rose!
2. Stop doing that! You are acting like a Rose!

by ilykponeez March 14, 2010

Rose

A name that is quite ironic. Roses, a meaning for beauty is given to people who are quite the opposite of beauty. They resemble more of a Rafflesia arnoldii. They are usually named 'rose' to mask their hideousness.

Person 1- Do you see that girl over there?
Person 2- Yeah, she's sure ugly.
Person 1- Yeah she must be a Rose.

by Rafflesia Arnoldii March 11, 2013

crank that roosevelt

whacking off while wearing rounded spectacles

I was able able to sneak off and crank that roosevelt before my niggaz came through.

by Joe Suds December 3, 2007

Rose

As a first name- a girl who sleeps around and is stuck up because she thinks she is all that. She try's to hard and no one likes her.

As a middle name- a girl who can lure in the men with her contagious laugh and her loving personality. Gorges and usually a brunette. Great in bed and she knows what she is doing. Everyone wants to bang her and no one gets in her way. She has a great ass and perky tits so every guy chases her.

First Name- That girl was such a bitch. Worse than rose.

Middle Name- I'm gunna band a Rose tonight.

by Frufru July 24, 2014

Rosee

from the origin of "rose" or "rosie," Rosee is the perfect name to name a pet, especially if the owners name ends with two e's, like "Destinee." It shows you are a good owner of your beloved pet if you name them similar to your name.

While walking down the street...
Stranger: Oh what's your dogs name?
Destinee: It's Rosee! ...with two e's
Stranger: Wow you must be a good owner!
Rosee: WOOF WOOF!

by missdestinee July 31, 2011