Long Dirt Road

An arduous journey one must embark on to find toilet paper after passing a bowel movement.

Me: "Shit, this role of toilet paper is out and there's no backup!"

Friend: "Looks like someone's headed down the long dirt road!"

by WhoDatSN September 3, 2012

Russian Road Head

Having sex with a Russina on a dirtbike

My friend got a new dirtbike and had Russian Road Head with a foreign exchange student.

by Tacobull February 24, 2015

Chamorro Road Block

When Guam locals decide to drive side by side at exactly the same slow speed making it absolutely impossible for anyone to pass.

Well shit!!! I'm stuck behind another Chamorro Road Block.

by Dirtydozens February 3, 2019

october road

the gayest show you will ever watch

Ronda: Did you catch the last episode of October Road?
Me: oh HAAAAYAL NO

by alina is freaking amazing October 15, 2007

winding road

curves like the mountains inthe alps which dont stop on a woman

"damn son you peep shorty over there, with the junk in the trunk, mama is built like a winding road."

by himone July 21, 2009

dirt road dunk

During the act of anal sex, the giver lifts the taker and runs them across the room, stuffing the taker's face in the toilet.

That hooker's breath stank so bad, I was forced to give her the old dirt road dunk just get through it.

by Outlaw Avionics April 1, 2008

Yellow brick road

When your partner eats 7-8 ears of corn in one sitting, and then once processed through their lower bowels, you have anal relations with them.

Jeff ate a bunch of corn tonight and asked me to go down his yellow brick road.

by Anniesgotagun June 20, 2017