cold rice cake

When your hittin an Asian from behind while inhabiting an igloo

Me: Hey ken, I got me sum of dat cold rice cake.
ken: hittin that fo sho!

by ChampagneCulo August 3, 2017

Cat Rice

A serious lack of skill. Synonymous to "Dog Water"

Friend 1: Did you see Rebecca's presentation on The Great Depression last Friday?

Friend 2: Yeah it was absolute cat rice, it even had comic sans.

by Never_gonna_give_u_up1234 January 30, 2022

Rice farmer

A straight male who unknowingly simps for another dude

Yo that Rice farmer guy simped for xBEASTINARYx but I found out xBEASTINARYx was a dude!

by ChaseMaximum October 30, 2020

Japanese Rice Krispy

Where you collect atleast a week worth of semen then grab around 10-20 midget Asian females and pour it all over their face and naked body

Hari wants to do the Japanese Rice Krispy with County

by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 14, 2025

cheese forkn rice

a cover up for jesus fucking christ, a saying for having a fork in your cheesey rice, a way like holy shit!

cheese forkn rice thats amazing

by fyulfyfk February 24, 2009

maggot in a rice barrel.

noun

Is a variant of the needle in a haystack phrase. Intended to be used in a derogatory and insulting manner.

to try and locate the whereabouts of a fugitive criminal in the big city, is like trying to find a maggot in a rice barrel.

by Baron Neville June 5, 2018

riced

when a girl gets fucked by an asian guy
East Asia (Chinese, Japanese, Korean), Southeast Asia (Filipino, Vietnamese, Thai), South Asia (Indian, Pakistani, Bangladeshi), Central Asia (Kazakh, Uzbek, Tajik), and West Asia or the Middle East (Iranian, Saudi, Syrian)

"dude, she got totally fuckin RICED by Zhang!!!"

by meowermeowmeow October 1, 2025