paper moon

1. "sitting on a Xerox machine and making copies of your bare bum in order to proposition dates" (if bare bumming it is too much, a safer less risque alternative might involve panties)

think 40 days 40 nights...only example coming to mind. Paper moon. Need i say more?

by kinky office slut August 1, 2006

paper bag smash

Somebody with whom you would engage in sexual intercourse only if he/she were wearing a paper bag over his/her face.

She's a paper bag smash.

by jonnyworld March 12, 2009

Paper Girl

A girl that's not a prostitute but will still sleep with you for money.

This kid dragged me to go clubbing! But hey, that was great. Those two paper girls last night were pretty good.

by Lastgodofwar September 23, 2018

john wayne toilet paper

Its rough. Its tough. And it dont take no shit from any indians.

Pretty much anything any cowboy ever wiped his ass with.

by Will June 5, 2003

Paper Mate

Better than a friend. When my computer is not working (which is always)I always turn to my trusty Paper Mate pen.

Perfect for writing death threats, spreading bad news or breaking up with my girlfriends.

by ben goss May 9, 2005

scrap paper

Paper that is rather enjoyable, and brings about much pleasure, if scrapped.

Oh... yes... scrap that paper...

by Jesus and the League of superfriends November 19, 2004

damp paper towels

a type of japanese food. looks like green spam ( a bit like spinache)

'my god what can i have for dinner?'

'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'

'dude! fuck yeah!'

by batman March 19, 2005