pumpy poo

Pumpy Poo is a very loving girl who has a sweet heart and is very beautiful. Pumpy Poo is the greatest bestie you will ever meet and will always be there for you.

That girl over there is my Pumpy Poo

by Pump Poo December 15, 2019

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oldskool poo

The act of visiting the bathroom for defecation purposes, and not taking out your phone to message friends/take selfies/watch porn while you're sat on the bowl.

Instead of staring at a screen while you curl out King Kong's finger, you look around and let your senses take in the surroundings. The faded lung-coloured pants on the radiator. The box of open tampons. The short curly hairs on the soap.

Just like how people used to do, in the days before we all started carrying around phones.

Friend 1: Mate, that was one quick shit! Your logs must fly out of your arse! Either you've got a superfast metabolism or you just got out of prison after being someone's bitch!

Friend 2: Nah, not really. I just went for an oldskool poo, in and out with no distractions.

by tony the stench November 9, 2017

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Poo pusher

'Poo Pusher' - a derogatory term for a homosexual.

Craig: Andrew, you're a poo Pusher.
Andrew : ahh what's the story, I'm not a Poo Pusher.

by Hawke Myster General January 30, 2020

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wild pooing

Dooing a number two in the countryside without toilet roll in preference to using a toilet.

Origin: Glenbuchat, Strathdon, Aberdeenshire.

Oh no where is my child? He is out wild pooing.

by lizziebbad June 7, 2013

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poo spooked

Anxiety while defecating in public facility amongst strangers.

Right when I sat down this guy sat in the stall next to me. I had to leave, I was poo spooked.

by Mrara October 20, 2008

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poo face

(Latin:Femos Poois Chopis)Girls brown faces

Poo Faced girls who like to spend hours on the sunbed and end up having a face that resembles a large poo like structure, large "dow" like faces or fat chops are very common in the poo face race.

by Steve " GERMZ" Jones May 8, 2006

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