Petted

The past tense of pet

She petted the dog

by 3xtremelamborghini March 25, 2021

peteythepjman

most braindead jungler in league of legends. got banned on march 10 2021 and deleted his twitch like a monkey. NYPD ape who likes to talk big like a real macho man chad to hide his insecurity - typical policeman HEHE XD

peteythepjman is in my team looks like we have an autoloss lads

by peteybanner March 27, 2021

Patty Ultimatum

A choice of two things but both are equally as awful as the other. You don’t want to choose either of them, but a decision has to be made.

Sam was given a patty ultimatum of either going to the run down casino or babysitting a stranger’s baby. With a deadline, he had to make a decision between these horrible options.

by Mermandi May 2, 2021

patty xs

Patty xs is a code word for I love you or you mean a lot to me

Patty xs!

by Cherry Roundersz May 20, 2021

patty xs

Patty xs is a secret code which means I adore you, care for you, appreciate you, or I love you

Patty xs

by Cherry Roundersz May 20, 2021

petting the porpoise

A simple, gentle pressure stroking of the porpoise to show your interest and plans!

dad, stop petting the porpoise

by anonymous June 5, 2021

Pattycake

To mislead someone with the length of time it will take for for them to meet up with you. suck as when your drug dealer is "almost there" for 6 hours.
Can also be used anytime someone is trying to secure your money without being present or even necessarily having what you hope to purchase.

Man, Patrick has been playing pattycake all day. He was supposed to be here this morning.
Or
Man, just gimmie a time frame, don't pattycake me all day.

by CrAnKeD YaNkeR June 13, 2021