Reality Bowl Check

This term defines the akward, then funny, then sad, and finally moment of paranoia, when you realize you've been sitting on the toilet so long; reading, drawing, texting, eating, sleeping, singing, looking on the computer, or having a epiphany, that you genuinely forgot if A: You even took a shit B: Wether you wiped if the previous incident did happen in the first place.

This is often an unnerving experience that can only be solved by checking the bowl to see if there is any "evidence". Don't relax just yet if the bowl check comes back negative. This can be tricky as the phantom shit does exist and will fool an inexperienced shitter into thinking it was a poo dream or day poo dream. Then to be safe one must wipe, even though there is a chance that the poo is non existent and your wrinkled penny will be chafed by unnecessary wiping.

Jimmy: The weirdest thing happened to me the other day.
Steve: What was it man?
Jimmy: I was eating my lunch on the can and then i did some homework, and drifted off. I woke up later and as i went to pull my pants up, I panicked thinking that i had taken a shit and was about to walk without wiping.
Steve: Well did you shit?
Jimmy: I don't know, i checked the bowl, and it was empty but i couldn't shake the feeling that i had taken a shit and it had disappeared, i mean i thought i took a shit but i couldn't remember, and there was no "evidence". How do i know if it was real?
Steve: How do we know if anything is real.... You wiped right?
Jimmy: I DONT KNOW MAN!!!!

Steve: I think you need to have a reality bowl check....

by Drockf February 5, 2014

Check your porch

When you know something no one is supposed to know it ; either you heard it or someome told you that, once you say check your porch , it means i got a surprise waiting for you ,I got more secrets about that subject.

A: how did you know that ? Are you stalking me?
B: check your porch bitch!!

by 1.12.9.0 April 2, 2020

tax check ballin

When you get your tax check and you go crazy buying everything up and trying to look rich, but when that tax check is gone your poor again.

All the baby mama's out there tax check ballin.

by Lynndogg765 February 5, 2019

checks all the boxes

If you say "it checks all the boxes", you mean that it shows you very clearly the truth about a situation or someone's feelings. That something says it all.

"He listens to Adele and wears pink shirts."

"Checks all the boxes."

by Sushiaraziel November 26, 2016

Check My French

- the opposite of "Pardon my French"

- a part of a song called French! by Tyler, The Creator

1.
A: fuck you bitch ass nigga
B: what did you say?
A: Check My French!

2.

"You little niggas better check my French (My French)
Ugh, you getting money? Better check my French (My French)
Uh, what time is it, huh? check my French (My French)
If you got my shit, you better check my French (Motherfucker!)
I'm making moves, sh— check my French (My French)
I speak English, but check my French (My French)"

by AceForgor October 8, 2023

Stubby Holder Check

A game where the all participants have stubby holders (drink coolers) for their drinks. At any point when the Gamemaster calls out "Stubby holder check" all participants must show they are using their Stubby holder. Anyone caught without their Stubby holder must finish their drink.

Game master: calls out "Stubby Holder Check!"
Participant 1: holds drink in air with stubby holder
Participant 2: "Damn I don't have my stubby holder"
Gamemaster: "Now you must finish your drink"

by Jlaw1 August 18, 2022

Balkan oil check

licking your finger, then putting it in someone's a$$hole, then licking your finger again to see how healthy they are or aren't.

"You stink Frenk. Better get a Balkan oil check and lay off the corn been and stick to the veggies for a while."

by CP85 June 23, 2022