Salmon job

A hand job in witch the innards of a salmon is used as the lube of choice

Bro, Caitlin gave me an amazing salmon job last night I still smell like fish I loved it

by Autism fights official December 3, 2016

Trim job

The act of getting a blowjob from a chick with chain-saw like teeth who also trims your pubes off at the same time

Dude have you seen Alana's teeth, she gives the best Trim jobs

by Funfunfun23 May 10, 2014

Bro job

When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.

Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."

by TechnicalDiffi6 February 22, 2018

lollipop job

When you have a lollipop in your mouth and a girl picks it up with her vagina and then you pull it out and eat it

Jackie totally gave Joseph a lollipop job last night

by Daddys_stoner_princess April 6, 2017

Adventure job

When you fuck through the tits and into the mouth.

Person 1: My step grandma just gave me the hottest adventure job, you should call me lightning McQueen because of the speed I came in that mf.
Person 2: ...

by Bigdickbill42069123 June 3, 2022

Job- Lagged

When a person has one or two jobs due to the horrible economy and don't know how to handle it and eventually start feeling exhausted and confused.

Job- lagged salesgirl: " Hello Club Monaco, Sherry Speaking"

customer: "Isn't that american apparel?"
Sales girl: " Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm totally JOB- LAGGED!"

by politicallyuncompromising November 13, 2010

Wait job

A wait job is where you have to wait on someone but they are late for an agreed upon time. If they fail to meet said time, they are obliged to perform oral sex. Hence the "wait"-job.

You are going on a date and they ask you to pick them up at 6:30 pm. However, they are not ready at 6:30 pm and make you wait for 15 minutes.
They are required to provide you with oral sex for the wait job until completion.

by Kyle Monster February 8, 2021