Surf n' Turd

Reverse blumpkin; when a female is droppin' a deuce while a guy simultaneously tongue punches her meat curtains

My girl was horny but she had to take a shit so we opted for the surf n' turd.

by Wolfpack, Inc. August 28, 2016

dream-n-bake

dreaming stoned. Smoking in your sleep.

I grabbed my wissors, rolled me a fatty then I went to bed and had a wicked dream-n-bake!

by steveline November 22, 2010

Rib N saucy

Really delicious Nik Nak corn snacks. See also nice n spicy, and scampy lemon

by Rib n Saucy October 3, 2003

1 n done

Going to the bar and getting a quick drink before going home or getting back to work. 1 and dones are followed by a 2 and through, 3 and flee, or a 4 and door, etc.. Anything after 4 and door is a full on party and you were just kidding yourself about "getting a quick drink".

1. Yo where you going for lunch? You down for a 1 n done?
2. Damn these folks at work stressin me out.. I may need a 1 n done before I go home.

by Tobeezy August 9, 2016

Hot n’ Halp

When you need help with something and whoever was supposed to help you has left temporarily. Usually used when it’s during hot weather, but it could also be used rhetorically to say that you’re in hot shit.

*Putting up a tree in Christmas time.*

Ben on a chair stacked with boxes holding the tree for balance : Hey lawn can you hand me another ugly Christmas ornament that we need 200 of.

Lawn: Yeah sure, let me check what’s in the bag of infinite storage in a convenient nymph thigh colored foldable tote.

Ben: It’s pink, but okay QVC. Hit me.

Ben: …

Ben: Hot n’ Halp!

Lawn: Sorry I was trying to tell the guy under my bed that I’m going to fart.

Ben: Don’t forget to make sure he ain’t messing with your chicken wings.

by Bennehftw January 16, 2023

craig n dave

the greatest men ever. computer science teachers. very hot. queercoded.

“bro craig n dave saved my gcse now i can work my favourite 9-5 job”
“awesome bro that shit bussin asf on god”

by bakaburger April 28, 2021

dunk 'n scrub

Washing you hair under the tub faucet, to trick everyone into think you had a shower.

Uh oh, don't have time to shower, better do a dunk 'n scrub.

by Skytrain Riders November 13, 2011