monkey's share

Taking the larger share by stealth: The extra part gained by stealth

"I poured us both a glass of wine but gave myself the monkey's share when she wasn't looking"

by Barninja November 11, 2014

shuff monkey

A shuff monkey is a fictional character which was made to scare little children in the 1920's. Basically, it is a small monkey which lives up your anus and is meant to keep you awake at night by making odd monkey sounds.

Do not steal otherwise you'll get a visit from the shuff Monkey!

by miniray April 13, 2009

ego-monkey

n. (proper)

name given to the invisible force that causes common sense to succumb to pride, especially in sports or competition.

in urban dictionary mythology, ego-monkey is the secret love-seed of limecat and clock spider before their tumultuous falling-out and ensuing rifting of the universe.

the only entity to ever repeatedly defeat ego-monkey is the one and only AwesomeTeam.

examples of the ego-monkey's power include:

1. (american football) a quarter-back throwing into double-coverage to show up the defense, usually after he has already been intercepted.

2. (soccer/football) a forward forcing a shot that he has little chance of putting on goal, let alone scoring, often passing up the simpler and more effective pass.

3. (golf) attempting to shoot out of the woods or past some other obstacle to offset the initial poor shot instead of a safety shot to at least get back into the field of play.

4. (chess) playing the position you want in your head instead of the one given to you on the board. often ego-monkey causes players to cling stubbornly to a desired strategy after its likelihood of bearing fruit on the board have left the game.

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reggie ray: what the shit-fuck is wrong with jake, he totally threw that pass into double coverage...AGAIN...
austin: yep...looks like mr. "i-can't-stop-listening-to-that-ego-monkey-on-my-shoulder" can't...stop listening to that goddamn ego-monkey on his shoulder...

by anonymous survivor September 13, 2014

Team Monkey

A group of monkeys working in a team, usually a promo, data and copy

Liz,Nik and M classic team monkey

by Monkey magic land March 27, 2008

monkey dumpster

The act of shoving a banana up your lover's ass, punching them in the gut, and then pulling out just the peel.

Guy 1: You need anything from the store?
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.

by msterls7 January 26, 2017

gin monkey

The most amazing gin drinking partner! Superficially coming across as perhaps a little socially awkward, however this guy will quickly win your heart as you realise you never have shared an uninteresting moment together. He makes you feel like a million dollars! His fridge is always stocked with all the best gin drinking constituents and there is never any wrong time, place nor manner in which you can consume gin with this legend. The best part is when your not drinking gin together he is at the bar buying a gin, when you have free reign to lock your gaze onto his mighty fine ass!

"Everyone needs a gin monkey in their life"

by Scratchett June 3, 2017

Reef Monkey

Originally an online saltwater aquarium forum, Reef Monkey is now a t-shirt, sticker and swag company selling through Etsy.com The Reef Monkey is someone that appreciates humor, saltwater, surfing, Toyotas, and perhaps irony.

I hung out with that surfer, dude was a total Reef Monkey. Spent all day on the waves.

by definer222222 February 25, 2019