A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.
The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.
by Floyd Sig September 06, 2007
Mispelling of the band Arctic Monkeys, you probably seen it at least once in your life time.
Makes you want to roll your eyes and laugh your ass off.
Makes you want to roll your eyes and laugh your ass off.
In a comment section...
A: I love Artic Monkeys, they are the star of indie rock bands!
B: Artic Monkeys is so cool
C: I wish Artic Monkeys is telling us the release date of AM7 soon.
Person X: IT'S ARCTIC MONKEYS, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO SPELL!
A: I love Artic Monkeys, they are the star of indie rock bands!
B: Artic Monkeys is so cool
C: I wish Artic Monkeys is telling us the release date of AM7 soon.
Person X: IT'S ARCTIC MONKEYS, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO SPELL!
by thequeeenisdead February 12, 2022
The most amazing gin drinking partner! Superficially coming across as perhaps a little socially awkward, however this guy will quickly win your heart as you realise you never have shared an uninteresting moment together. He makes you feel like a million dollars! His fridge is always stocked with all the best gin drinking constituents and there is never any wrong time, place nor manner in which you can consume gin with this legend. The best part is when your not drinking gin together he is at the bar buying a gin, when you have free reign to lock your gaze onto his mighty fine ass!
by Scratchett June 03, 2017
The act of shoving a banana up your lover's ass, punching them in the gut, and then pulling out just the peel.
Guy 1: You need anything from the store?
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.
by msterls7 January 26, 2017
When you allow your animalistic tendencies to take over, regardless of advice you’ve been given by outside sources, and completely going against all better judgements.
“I can’t believe he still did it.”
“Bro, 10/10 did not recommend but he’s a yeet monkey, always going in full send!
“Bro, 10/10 did not recommend but he’s a yeet monkey, always going in full send!
by Rockseex3 September 04, 2022
the term Krunker Monkey is what you call someone when you want to call them a faggot or the n-word, or any other slur, so you call them a Krunker Monkey
by Xahm is sexy February 27, 2022
A piece of dried fecal matter that hangs off of one or many pubic hairs on the underside of a mans's testicles.
Dude, the other day I kept on feeling this dongle monkey smacking up against the side of my leg when I was going commando. Ended up having to tear my pubes out from the root, it was so dried up.
by Not my real name. What a shame August 25, 2018