dyllan mai

dyllan likes a nigga named josh mai so he took his last name

oh look it’s dyllan mai..
did you know dyllans last name is mai now cause of josh

by niggarl23 July 12, 2022

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Mai Jainkas

Mai Jainka or Mai Jainkas or means "My buddy" or "buddies". #Whitepeopleslang

Hey what's up Mai Jainkas!

by The old bale 107_ July 16, 2022

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may 4th

the best day of the year because its my birthday

people born on may 4th are hot tbh. (cause i am

by Olivia.Merry.Bear.203 July 21, 2022

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one of the prettiest girls but she won’t listen to you if you tell her, she has the prettiest eyes and her smile can make you feel sm better. she gives the best hugs and she has the cutest laugh but it can be quite funny, she has such a kind heart and she is genuinely so strong. she’s always there for you and she gives the best advice, no one compares to olivia, she’s literally perfect. she’s hard working and tries to focus on all the positive things. she’s a comforting person and she makes you feel safe. she’s been through a lot but she keeps going. she’s funny and she’s got a good sense of style. her features all fit so perfectly on her face and she has a few freckles dotted around her face. her hair also falls perfectly, she always smells so nice. she’s just perfect.

olivia-may is perfect

by le4hg4brielle July 31, 2022

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May 22

National make out with your crush in a closet at your friends birthday party day

ITS MAY 22 BRO! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSSSS

by Cybercattocora June 9, 2022

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May 24

The day a strong, kind, and hot af person was born. They are the most loyal person you will ever meet, and they will never lie to you. You better know how incredibly lucky you are to have someone born on this day in your life, and better treat them like a fucking god because it doesn't get much better than them.

person #1: Happy birthday!
person #2: Thanks!
person #3: wait, your birthday is may 24th? wow, no wonder I like you so much, we should go out sometime!
person #2: no way, I am dating (insert person #1 name here) and I would never cheat on them, it's nice to meet you though.
person #1: I am so lucky to have you (insert person #2 name here)!

by The favorite <3 June 24, 2022

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