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plump monkey

when you get a boner while wearing tight spandex!!
by star fish licker January 22, 2010
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Cling-Monkey

A sexual position in which the female hangs from the male’s body, using her arms, from the neck and the torso. Once in this pendulus position, the male squeezes the torso of the female with his elbows, and shakes them. In addition, he begins aggressively thrusting with his hips. The combination of the rapid shaking from the elbows and the rapid thrusting from the hips, creates an immense orgasm for the female.
Oh yeah, Regan and I totally did the Cling-Monkey last night.
by SkeletonSoup69 September 2, 2022
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freezing the monkey

when you bang a snowman people will call it freezing the monkey
MOM leave I am freezing the monkey come back later
by MrDickleson August 11, 2019
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Chaos Monkey

An agent provocateur, pot stirrer, or fire starter whose only purpose is to increase entropy within their field of influence.
The plot owed its seemingly endless twists and turns to the play's cast of chaos monkeys and capricious ne'er-do-wells.
by BlumpNumpkin December 9, 2022
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shrand-monkey

to shrand-monkey is a type of prank which involves setting up ghosties and dinosaurs in a formation.
I shrand-monkeyed his room last night!!
by your cousin twice removed April 19, 2011
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Yanking the monkey

-I’m going back to my room
+Ok, just stop yanking the monkey
-You are not funny bro
by J.H Garza June 21, 2018
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Mi Monkey

The Fans of Xiaomi. (Pejorative)
Now commonly used to describe someone who promotes Xiaomi by belittling others under videos about other smartphones, often accompanied by low-IQ remarks.
*In the comments section of the video about Huawei phones*
-“After Huawei, there is the sky, and the Leica four-camera competition is fairy.”
-“Mi Monkey is coming!”
by HappySheep July 10, 2022
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