Michael

A fat black dude that is so annoying that you will want too beat up a sabrina lover every girl and boy secretly want too beat him up

Eww that look at that fat nigga michael

by That nigga nigga September 9, 2018

Michael

Big fat belly nigga

Bruh fucking Michael

by Big booty luh shorty November 16, 2019

Michael

Michael is a guy that seems like a great match and you could fall head over hills for him but once he gets you under his spell he will make his situation seem like he's the victim and you will feel sorry for him and take him in, living under your roof free of charge once you fall in love with him he will convince you to have a baby with him and cheat on you while you're pregnant and say sorry then you take him back. A couple of months late he starts to do heavy drugs and many more things you end it 5 years down the drain what a waste Michael's are manipulative brainwashing machines that want to make everyone feel sorry for them they have a poor work ethic they want everything handed to them for nothing

My ex Michael is no good

by Tiffany903 April 21, 2018

Michael

A boy that’s sweet and generous. He’s very funny and all the girls love him. He’s cute, caring, and overall a sweet guy. However, most of the time, he has no feelings for the girls. Why? Nobody knows. Maybe he’s not looking for a partner, likes being single, or is gay. Many girls jump to conclusions because they think Michael doesn’t love them romantically.

Oh my god, Jessica. I swear to godddd Michael’s gay. He won’t look at me and will only hang out with his guy friends. I like, think he’s gayyyy.

by MichaelLover1000 June 12, 2018

Michael

A very cocky guy that loves to have all the attention on him. Most people ugh there's Michael I hope he doesn't try to talk to me. A type of guy that usually takes 12 hits to nock down a capnet.

Oh boy there's Michael

by Ron jermey June 18, 2017

Michael

A person who is always drunk

"Michael is always drunk" - A
B - "Drunk is the definition of Michael."

by wilmadabilma April 18, 2018

Michael Barrett

noun: a catcher for the Chicago Cubs that is a good hitter and an exceptional hitter.

verb: when a catcher punches a baserunner in the face as a result of anger and frustration.

Did you see Michael Barrett punch AJ Pierzynski in the face the other day?

Yeah he got messed up.

by bankok June 12, 2006