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May 24

The day a strong, kind, and hot af person was born. They are the most loyal person you will ever meet, and they will never lie to you. You better know how incredibly lucky you are to have someone born on this day in your life, and better treat them like a fucking god because it doesn't get much better than them.
person #1: Happy birthday!
person #2: Thanks!
person #3: wait, your birthday is may 24th? wow, no wonder I like you so much, we should go out sometime!
person #2: no way, I am dating (insert person #1 name here) and I would never cheat on them, it's nice to meet you though.
person #1: I am so lucky to have you (insert person #2 name here)!
by The favorite <3 June 24, 2022
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May 20th

May 20th is National Friendzone Day.

“Got any plans today?”

“No you?”

“It’s national Friendzone day!”
by Peitho April 21, 2021
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Nenny May

by John wordsman May 8, 2021
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G may

G May is a shorter version or Georgia. She is a gorgeous and wonderful person, she has the best fashion sense and is really skinny. She can get any guy and is one if he most popular girls in school. She is really pretty and has great facial features. She treats all her friends right and you would be lucky to have her in your life
Person 1: is that g may... one of the most popular girls in school?

Person 2: yes, I wish I was her friend, and look at her and her clothes, she is gorgeous
by Bubblebathsalta November 8, 2019
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may 29th

on may 29th send boobies
by jojejojoe May 29, 2021
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May 20

May 20 is the global Sanosu (Dimitris Thanos) day
"Lol it's May 20 wish Sanosu happy birthday"
by Megalopswlhs May 19, 2021
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May 9th

Meet up with someone at the bathroom 300b and fuck
“Hey I’ll meet you at the bathroom on may 9th to ya know👀”
by Ur mom’s toes May 7, 2022
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