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jack off july

by Blackcardood December 22, 2018
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4th of July Firework show

This is where four dudes take turns jizzing onto a girls face and screaming "AMERICA, FUCK YEAH" This can only be done in the month of July
"Me and the homies found a girl who was up for a 4th of July Firework show. She looked like frosty the snowman when we were done with her."
by Vanilla Water November 7, 2017
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The day after July 6th

The day after July 6th is July 7th and on July 7th it’s the International hug day. During international hug day you hug your crush or partner
Friend 1: Yo what day is it?
Friend 2: July 7th, how come?
Friend 1: Ey nice this is the day after July 6th which means it’s international hug day
by anonymous July 6, 2021
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hotter than Texas in July

describing an extremely attractive woman
Wow, man, that chick is hotter than Texas in July!
by Woody Thomas August 30, 2008
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Fourth of July Machine Gun

Right as a guy is about to finish during sex, he pulls out and cums straight up in the air, like fireworks on the Fourth of July. Then he proceeds to catch his cum in his mouth and spits it into the girl's vagina, like a machine gun.
I didn't think anyone could get pregnant orally until Becka got preggers by the Fourth of July Machine Gun.
by mistermanager April 21, 2009
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July 22. Gay day

On this day you have to gay someone then the gayed person has to gay someone before the end of the day when clock strikes 00:00 23. The gayed person is gay until next gay day.
July 22. Gay day the gay day is bad i always get gayed.
by Pipikacki November 15, 2022
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Wednesday, 26 July 2023

The time is 00:16 while posting this
by Imthehamman July 25, 2023
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