Passport Joke

A joke to lighten the mood while in line at TSA , but still get delayed.
The TSA lady didn't like my passport joke about fitting 10 clowns in my check on baggage.
by Lv5 Bread August 24, 2018
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Joking

A poor excuse GEN Z uses in order not to clarify what they stated or acknowledge what they said was wrong.
Millennial: what part of Brazil are you from?
GenZ: why you wanna know?
Millennial: because you wanted to meet me for drinks and I'm trying to get to know you.
GenZ: calm down, I was joking.
by B_Calm January 29, 2023
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Joking

Yeah that's what PsycHacks said you would say if I stood up to the covert disrespect! He knows what he's talking about. That guy is great! Go check him out! Do it now or the hell I send you to will be a colosseum filled with everyone who will ever share a drop of your blood, sitting on spikes, bound in chains, roasting over the fires of my eternal hatred while they watch me do to you whatever it is I'm going to do to you... Forever.
Hym "ME!? HOW DO YOU LIVE AS A FLAT SKULLED CRIPPLE!? You must be getting some free money from somebody. Is your staff sucking your dick? Because if not, you're getting screwed. I'm joking."

Iam "Aw dangbit I misspelled colleague! Bah! You know what I mean... 👋😮 💨 "
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
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I was joking

The perfect excuse when you just said something stupid.
Person 1: kill yourself i hope you die a brutal death you serve zero purpose i forgot to mention your bs too
Person 2: holy shit what is wrong with you
Person 1: i was joking
Person 2: sure buddy lmao
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bisexual joke

When a bisexual person makes a sexual joke towards a same sex person
Olivia: I don't like Ashley's bisexual joke.
Ashley: It was literally just a sexual joke.
Olivia: Yeah, but you are bisexual and we are both girls.
Ashley: -_-
by TheGrumpyOctopuss September 07, 2021
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inside joke

An inside joke is something used to exclude others out of conversations and to strengthen one's own friendship, which is why humanity is extremely selfish. However, others can be included, but they feel awkward.
"I'm going to eat curry with some more curry and pizza when I fly on this airlines called Fly Curry Curry Pizza 2.0. The airlines is a group of people meant to manipulate several people for one's gain and basically serves various kinds of food, including curry and pizza. It's imaginary, but you know where this inside joke comes from since you are my friend." -friend #1
"Hahahahahahahaha! The airline also gives free ipads in-flight and donates to various countries and is very cheap!" -friend #2
"I'm gonna walk the dog now. Then I'm going to take over the world because of modern day politics." -random person
by whatisthemeaningofmylife September 03, 2019
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Sophie: Ashley what's wrong?
Ashley: Oh i just tried to publish an inside joke on urban dictionary and it got rejected
Sophie: Oh that's terrible
by koolcatSophiefan September 05, 2019
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