Is the opposite of comedy. He is a stand up comedian so unfunny, he actually makes you cringe. He is about as funny as an AIDs flavoured ice cream. He represents a new generation of comedians who are simply on TV because they are reasonably attractive to 14-year-old girls who don't realise what comedy is. He is one of the new comedians that don't need jokes, but just swearwords and prancing around a lot. His lack of talent, however, is not an obstacle for Jack, because his father is a high-profile talent agent formerly in charge of people like Judi Dench, and this basically means Jack inexplicably is present on every TV show despite being utterly shit.
Kid: Mother, there is a funny smell coming from the toilet.
Mother: Do you mean 'funny' as in shit, or 'funny' as in Jack Whitehall?
Kid: Arn't they the same thing?
Mother: Actually yes, but I wish the shit would get booked on 8 out of 10 cats more, as at least he has funnier material.
Mother: Do you mean 'funny' as in shit, or 'funny' as in Jack Whitehall?
Kid: Arn't they the same thing?
Mother: Actually yes, but I wish the shit would get booked on 8 out of 10 cats more, as at least he has funnier material.
by ozlehfewfhgg March 13, 2011
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Chad was cuddling Kiersten in the dairy section at the market until Maddison walked by in her daisy dukes and caused Chad to stop and start Jacking Off!
by SlopNChop December 8, 2016
Get the Jacking Off mug.The ninja jack. The act of jacking off silently (quickly in most cases) and without those around you knowing that you had even done so.
Usually refers to jacking off while someone is talking on the phone (I.e. a girlfriend calls and you rub one out while she talks about something random).
Usually refers to jacking off while someone is talking on the phone (I.e. a girlfriend calls and you rub one out while she talks about something random).
Girl: "Hey, so anyways my day blah blah blah"
Guy: "yup, sounds good"
Guy::touching himself/finishes::
Girl: "So- what do you think?"
Guy: "Sounds like a plan. We meet at your parents house for dinner tomorrow night"
Ninja jack successful.
Girl: "What's wrong- you sound winded"
Almost.
Guy: "yup, sounds good"
Guy::touching himself/finishes::
Girl: "So- what do you think?"
Guy: "Sounds like a plan. We meet at your parents house for dinner tomorrow night"
Ninja jack successful.
Girl: "What's wrong- you sound winded"
Almost.
by The Noob Tuber April 2, 2010
Get the ninja jack mug.A Flat Jack is a square of breaded processed chicken that can be heated up in a toaster instead of an oven, making it a quick and convenient lunch option or snack food.
It's like a chicken nugget that is the size and shape of a Pop-Tart.
It's like a chicken nugget that is the size and shape of a Pop-Tart.
Hey man, I'm hungry, but I dont want to heat up the oven or turn on the stove for something small. What do I do?
Oh, no problem. Stick a couple Flat Jacks in the toaster and you're good to go dude.
Thanks brah
Oh, no problem. Stick a couple Flat Jacks in the toaster and you're good to go dude.
Thanks brah
by Anon7301 May 7, 2011
Get the Flat Jack mug.1. Jacked Stiff = Basically Killed, Dead, Finito. If someone Jacks you stiff, your dead (or beat up really bad.)
2. "Jack Stiff" can also be used as a name for someone who is living such a reckless lifestyle that they will soon be dead.
3. Jack you stiff = can be a threat.
2. "Jack Stiff" can also be used as a name for someone who is living such a reckless lifestyle that they will soon be dead.
3. Jack you stiff = can be a threat.
eg. 1. ..Dumb-ass was running with the Bulls in Pamplona and got Jacked Stiff.
eg. 2. Mikey: you heard about that fool that messed with Tiny?
Tommy: Yeah, that motherfucker got Jacked Stiff!
eg. 3. This is your last chance, you mess up this time and I'll Jack you stiff!
eg. 2. Mikey: you heard about that fool that messed with Tiny?
Tommy: Yeah, that motherfucker got Jacked Stiff!
eg. 3. This is your last chance, you mess up this time and I'll Jack you stiff!
by FilmWordz September 12, 2010
Get the Jacked Stiff mug.South African Afrikaans rapper. Famous singles include "Jy dink jys cooler as ekke" (You think you're cooler than me), Dans Dans Dans with Francois van Coke and Die Vraagstuf with Die Heuwels Fantasties.
Famous for his zef style and straightforward lyrics.
Famous for his zef style and straightforward lyrics.
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