Morning Peak

Every morning, at the start of each day, young, healthy males get jacked up on testosterone, prompting them to be more aggressive, sexual, and virile. The Morning Peak is also often the cause of "morning wood", A.K.A waking up with an erection.
Don: "Dude, Marnie said you yelled at her this morning for asking what you wanted for breakfast..."

Dan: "Sorry, man. Morning Peak had me actin' like a gorilla!"
by Infinitussy September 7, 2025
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Morning blush

When ur face start to burn first thing you wake up and check ur phone
Holy fuck stop giving me the morning blush
by Morningblush July 21, 2019
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Morning Glory

When you roll a joint on Saturday night to smoke before church the next day.
Yo, let’s baptize your morning glory.
by Laners the blonde December 15, 2018
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morning elbows

The feeling you get when you can’t straighten your arms in the morning. Usually after prolonged sleep and unusual dreams.
Fam, pass me the coffee? No sorry I can’t reach I’ve got morning elbows
by Havanananana November 13, 2017
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