by Yea yea October 1, 2023
Get the Ear clognationmug. When you are so discombobulated by not having something your brain can comprehend anything.
Note can also be used with other senses and body parts.
Lost the smell in my eyes.
Can’t taste anything with my nose.
And so on.
Note can also be used with other senses and body parts.
Lost the smell in my eyes.
Can’t taste anything with my nose.
And so on.
I’ve not had a Coke for a week I’m losing sight of my ears.
I’ve not had sex in a month I’m losing sight out of my ears.
I’ve not had sex in a month I’m losing sight out of my ears.
by Tinselwhore December 26, 2023
Get the Losing Sight Out of My Earmug. I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.
Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.
The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.
Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.
The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
Get the Dutch Ear Muffsmug. 
A Q-tip, more notably a used Q-tip improperly disposed of, not in the garbage bin. Left out for potential public viewing and inevitable shaming.
My wife keeps leaving her waxy ear tampons laying around, now our cat is playing with one in front of her mother.
by BT_asgard June 20, 2016
Get the Ear Tamponmug. A sexual attraction towards ears. Ear fetishes are more common among people who also like chocolate milk.
by IDLW April 24, 2019
Get the Ear fetishmug. What someone says when a little panzee named Austin starts screaming like a banshee in your ears and never shuts the hell up.
“My ears, they hurt!!!“ Michael said as Austin screamed at the top of his lungs, and then left to jerk off to gay porn
by theaustinhater42069 September 30, 2023
Get the My ears, they hurt!!!mug.