noodle glass

the most unfortunate event ever.

Jenna: Oh shit, what happened here??
Ali: noodle glass.
AJ: oh no, not noodle glass.

by anonymous March 4, 2021

glasses

your vision is blurry

people who wear glasses can't see well lol

by Ohbo July 31, 2021

there stands the glass

A song about a guys crippling alchoholism

Wanna listen to this song, there stands the glass?

by Mighty Mighty Man May 27, 2024

Aberdeen Glass

A violent method used in Aberdeen, Scotland where you take a glass bottle and place it inside a person's mouth. The mouth is wrapped around the bottle and the person is lying on the ground either flat on their back or on their side. The persons jaw is then kicked full force from below causing the person to shatter the glass and their teeth. The glass shards also rip and tear the insides of the mouth and go down the person's throat. It is a term similar with a Glasgow Smile. It is a mix of glassing someone and a curb stomp. It is not commonly used but has occurred and was created within Aberdeen.

He was mouthing off, so they gave him the Aberdeen Glass. Didn’t talk again.

by MetaAberdeen June 25, 2025

liquid glass

tim did not cook

nah thats worse than liquid glass

by V3cna June 18, 2025

Glass

that one thing all good guys in movies have to kick before their 'FBI OPEN UP' scenes

Kenny: alright be real quiet they're right being this wall they don't know we're here so if we jus-
Me: *kicks glass*
Kenny: you lil shit

by budgetsheep February 16, 2019

Glass dick

When your ice Pony is unavailable and won't return your phone call.

I lost the glass dick,how we gonna smoke

by Tincanman1983 June 9, 2018