girlfriend

girlfriend is a object you waste your money and time on

choccy: do u have a girlfriend
tea: no im gay

by TIEN LUU June 10, 2021

My girlfriend

Something that you will sometimes hear on a video by The Infographics Show.

Some desperate dude on the internet: My girlfriend is hot as hell.
Some random guy that's not desperate: Nah, you don't have a girlfriend, you just posted it so you can get some "likes and subs."

by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

National send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day

May 16th- when you send your girlfriend a shirtless picture

Whats today?

Oh its national send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day
Thanks! Almost forgot

by ayton627 May 16, 2021

homeless girlfriend

Best kind of girlfriend there ever is. You can drop her off anywhere after date.

I feel like a generous God, after finishing in my homeless girlfriend mouth so that she won't sleep on empty stomach.

by Twominutes22 May 28, 2021

be extra nice to your girlfriend day

be extra nice to your girlfriend on may 29th. what else can i say? she deserves the world

“oh shit! it’s may 29th! i have to be extra nice to my girlfriend today.”

“why?”

“it’s be extra nice to your girlfriend day.”

by CalliopeManga May 29, 2021

Heissenberg's Girlfriend

Heissenberg's girlfriend: A girlfriend that is so eager to determine ,
with certainty, the state or position of your relationship, that she
will completely kill the momentum of the relationship to accomplish her
objective.

Susie wanted desperately to be married, but unfortunately she became a Heissenberg's Girlfriend and killed the momentum just before her boyfrend was about to propose.

by Juswords November 15, 2024

Super girlfriend

The middle ground between a girlfriend and a fiancé. You don’t want to propose yet but you know she needs some reassurance to stick around.

I know you want a ring, but what about being my super girlfriend in the mean time

by Snugglesfucks November 26, 2024