Drinks Became Dinner

When you're urinating and suddenly have the urge to poo

Credit: CM

Dude 1: You were in the there for a while, I thought you were just going for a piss

Dude 2: I was but drinks became dinner

by Xylevan October 6, 2024

13 year old boy drinks vodka

This is Katelyn, she likes tomato ketchup, she likes it too much, and she has 8 baby teeth removed,, This is Leon, his mother pulls him with a wheelchair, because he's too heavy to walk, Colin is 13, he is drinking half a bottle of vodka every Friday

13 year old boy drinks vodka every Friday is a a sad story.

by Debskelly1985 June 18, 2023

Drink Dumpster

A person at a party to whom other partiers give the rest of their drink that they don't want.

Everyone had too much booze so Fred became a drink dumpster and just finished everybody's drinks.

by OASIFHAKSLJFHAKLJSFBHAS July 17, 2010

bench drinking

Drinking a full bench in the time span of an hour.

Damn boi, you gonna start bench drinking that shit or what.

by Iwasrene1 November 11, 2017

Drink

A liquid that is consumed usually in a cup or mug to live. When you dont have a drink, you get thirsty. After you consume a drink it will be followed by probably pissing.

Thirsty boy: Man im thirsty, could i get a drink?
Drink server: Ok, water or something else?

by uHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEHEHEHHEHE August 13, 2018

Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

boot drink

This is what happens when Tyche doesn't follow through on a bit.

Man Tyche really boot drink'd this one.

by emilyel May 28, 2018