by Cowan123 January 20, 2023
Get the Ewan Diseasemug. by CompleteGarbage1337 November 19, 2018
Get the Living Diseasemug. When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.
Symptoms include:
Smelly breath
Yo mama
Blurred vision
Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again
Curses your family
Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose
Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.
Symptoms include:
Smelly breath
Yo mama
Blurred vision
Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again
Curses your family
Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose
Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.
by Garfieldington February 16, 2024
Get the yo mama diseasemug. Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.
by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019
Get the Mad cow diseasemug. a rare form of metaphorical sexually transmitted infection that is aroused when more often a woman has been performing the act of "suckling" on a day to day basis to strangers and therefore has acquired the disease due to repetition of the disgraceful act.
when you visit your best mates house and find that his mother is more than willing to have a nosh even though not much interaction is needed because she has previously acquired the highly rare "suckling disease" meaning she will have a nosh in any circumstances with any stranger, no cash in hand needed due to the disease being present.
by Gun Boy August 23, 2010
Get the Suckling Diseasemug. When a person is addicted to using drugs in the form of a puddle, whether its smoking, or injecting.
Jenny had the puddle disease since she was 14 when she started smoking shards, and now she bangs em.
by Cloud Sniper March 10, 2014
Get the puddle diseasemug. Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).
Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big
Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.
Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”
Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).
Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big
Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.
Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”
Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.
Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
by Little bear baby August 16, 2025
Get the Little Bear Disease (LBD)mug.