1. A woman who acts like she doesn't know a thing, therefore making a conversation totally impossible 2. A woman that constantly does stupid things
that girl was a dumb cunt
by bleepin September 29, 2003
Get the dumb cunt mug.Noun: A guy who becomes completely uncollected, unrecognizable to his friends and just plain dopey while in the presence of mind numbingly beautiful girls.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.
1. Freddy is such a ridiculous cunt clown when he goes clubbing! Last time we were here he got shut down every time; those broads were way out of his league.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.
by Jesus Tap Dancin' Christ June 29, 2010
Get the cunt clown mug.I've gotta go to see my cunt scraper, my cunt is a bit yeasty.
Wouldn't mind a good cunt scrape, my cunt is very cottage cheesy.
Wouldn't mind a good cunt scrape, my cunt is very cottage cheesy.
by Andrew Shillington October 21, 2010
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Get the tar cunt mug.j:Who is that man over there flirtin with all those chicks?
m: oh thats jose. he is just a cunt jockey.
m: oh thats jose. he is just a cunt jockey.
by htbjsg June 8, 2010
Get the Cunt jockey mug.To be completely oblivious to one's self worth, being complete slave to the cunt, taking it dry,the owner of the cunt(who controls the life of the poor cunt simple bastard)controls everything the dumbass does. Very common in South Western Canada, particular anywhere pussy lives.
Daryl is the most cunt simple mother fucker I've ever seen, his balls shrivelled up and his dick's now a mangina.
by Pure Evil July 5, 2008
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1) Go back to Cunt County Tayler...
2) Rhonda, I think you are going to miss your train back to Cunt County.
3) "Hey Josh, why was that girl so mean to you?"
"I dunno jarrod, i guess she was born and raised in Cunt County"
1) Go back to Cunt County Tayler...
2) Rhonda, I think you are going to miss your train back to Cunt County.
3) "Hey Josh, why was that girl so mean to you?"
"I dunno jarrod, i guess she was born and raised in Cunt County"
by Joshua Danger August 22, 2008
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