Phat Cock

1. when you have an abnormally sized rooster
2. when you got one thick-ass dick, bitch
horny woman: Hey, you got a Phat Cock?
horny guy: Hell yeah, want to sex?
Horny woman: yum.
by Jeffery Deadstein May 06, 2020
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Cock Suckler

Not cock sucking but the suckling of a cock. Instead of a nipple a female gently suckles on a cock slowly suckling the semen out of the erect cock.
I took this broad out and she started suckling on my cock until I was empty. Ahe was the best cock suckler I ever had.
by Ernnnn January 31, 2021
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Sisi's Cock

The largest biological structure known to man, a unknown bio source detected by NASA, during the hubble telescopes routine orbit, measured at being 100 billion times the size of the solar systems sun, emitting unknown cloudy white substances from one of its ends. It was detected to by Scott Robert Sun, who was original mission was to use the telescopes higg power electro magnetic fielding scope to find his father, but had accidentally discovered the biomass instead... some 20 parsers away from the solar systems circumcenter.
Hogo: yo did u hear about the new mega large dildo being sold at the homebush boys canteen?

Totus: No but I want to buy it... is it as big as Sisi's cock? I dont use anything smaller than that...
by gawkgawkdoubletwist December 29, 2021
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base a cock

Throatin a cock down to the nut sac. Especially large cocks where it is a challenge, and you need to open your throat and let it slide deep down. To properly base a cock you need to get your lips in direct contact with the dudes scrotum, and if possible lick his scrotum with your tongue. I've done it many times.
i'll need the guy here with the biggest cock to let me demonstrate the correct way how to base a cock. It made him shoot his load deep down my throat when based his cock again.
by ralfie January 05, 2014
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hippo cock

most random shit ever used to annoy people
person 1: hippo cock
person 2: goddamn! stfu already bitch ass nigga.
by Zissler March 20, 2021
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fuckity-cock

"I have an exam tomorrow and you are telling me that your mom's 65th birthday party is TONIGHT?! Aw, fuckity-cock!"
by drumscholar February 09, 2010
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Crisp Cock

Having a Crisp Cock is a rare condition in which occurs when you form a bond unlike any other with The Boys. Once the bond is created, every one of friends, including you, aka, The Boys, will have crisp cock. Another important factor of having a Crisp Cock, means that every one of the boys shares their cocks. It is said to be the finest form of communism.
"Having Crisp Cock means, 'It's not my cock, it's our cock.'"
by CrispCock1/3 July 31, 2020
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