Cream His Niners

Slang - used when someone is much too excited given the situation at hand, or used personally when one is in total disbelief. Originally coined by a student at Western Heights Middle School in Hagerstown, MD, in the mid-90's, this phrase was used to describe an excitable neighbor of one the students that loved to wear San Fransisco 49ers zebra pants - this neighbor seemed to always be getting very worked up and excited, and the phrase, "He's creamin' his niners (pants)" was born. Usable today in almost any situation.
He's going to cream his niners when he sees my new truck.

I about cream my niners every time I shoot my new gun.
by NHHSDave October 12, 2010
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Ice Cream Social

A planned ice cream serving social event, such as a party, where ice cream Is served.
by PieM0nk October 19, 2010
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Ice cream

Mashed potatoes mixed with whole fat milk
There are so many fat people nowadays because they ate too much ice cream when they were little.
by kwang June 05, 2003
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Cherry Cream Pie

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An iron-infused twist on the classic "cream pie," the Cherry Cream Pie is a tantalizing finish for any couple having sex during the woman's menstrual cycle . After ejaculating inside his partner, the man watches as the woman expels the seed along with her period blood, creating a visually stunning mix of reds, pinks and white.

From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
Mary made a Cherry Cream Pie on the bathroom floor. Mmmm, pie.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
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anal bleaching cream

Anal bleaching cream is a cream that you can apply to the anus, vagina, and/or nipples to lighten darker than usual pigmentation. You really should try to stay away from any creams that include hydroquinone as this is a potentially dangerous ingredient.

Anal Bleaching, as described on Dr. 90210, is a growing trend where people that have darker pigmentation use a bleaching cream or skin lightener to lighten the areas around the anus and the vagina.
An example of anal bleaching cream would be a product called Lakshma anal bleaching cream.
by AnalBleaching.net March 07, 2008
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Rasberry Cream Pie

When a man cums in a woman who's on her period, she then squeaze's it out and it will be rasberry colored.
Oh man I gave my girlfriend the best cream pie when she was on her period, it was red colored!

Oh snap! Rasberry cream pie!
by xBunnyliciousx October 11, 2010
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cream in your coffee

Ejaculate in the ass... Code between homosexuals
Do you take "cream in your coffee"?
by Poop Stain 90210 April 25, 2007
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