Person 1: you broke up with me
Person 2: no, you broke up with me
Person 1: no, i soft broke up with you. You made it a hard break up by reaffirming it. So you broke up with me. I just did a soft break up.
Person 2: oh man, youre right. I’m sorry i broke up with you.
Person 2: no, you broke up with me
Person 1: no, i soft broke up with you. You made it a hard break up by reaffirming it. So you broke up with me. I just did a soft break up.
Person 2: oh man, youre right. I’m sorry i broke up with you.
by Butt0283749294 December 11, 2018
Get the Soft break upmug. When a woman carries a bunch of bags of groceries and one of the items falls out of the bag onto the floor she says, "ugh, your breaking my balls"
by solidarity brother March 15, 2009
Get the breaking my ballsmug. A female whom enjoys/tollerates long marathon sex and requires a break for rehydration of both parties.
by The davis June 24, 2009
Get the Water break bitchmug. A derogatory phrase, used to denote an annoying action, meaning that you will break someone's ___ (Leave recipient to ponder the true meaning)
"I strongly dislike you therefore, I'm gonna to break your benjamin."
OR
"If you don't stop talking I'm going to break your benjamin"
OR
"If you don't stop talking I'm going to break your benjamin"
by BjmF50 February 3, 2010
Get the Break Your Benjaminmug. 1.What I do to people who try to beat me in cross country
2. A threat to anyone who bad mouths, trashes, or otherwise insults me.
I break faces on a daily basis.
2. A threat to anyone who bad mouths, trashes, or otherwise insults me.
I break faces on a daily basis.
by Anniejew November 5, 2005
Get the break your facemug. by Bigwillygiver69 November 28, 2017
Get the break your neckmug. its when a guy/girl gets all ready to go on a date, and is really nice to the girl/guy all night, no matter how long they've been dating, and breaks up with her/him in a really nice way
an example of break up date: like...you know ________(name)...your such a good person....beautiful, smart.....i dont deserve you............your way to great........i think i should just let you have your space to become the great person i know u are
by europeanbeauty January 19, 2008
Get the break up datemug.