magic bells

when your balls are so big they hit eachother like two bells (i definitely didnt make that up)

guy 1: dude i cant jump rn
guy 2: why
guy 1: my magic bells keep clapping together
guy 2: nahhh 💀

by skylikesguns February 20, 2024

breaking the church bell

extremely violent and intense loss of ones virginity.

Bro1:what did you do with that girl last night
Bro2: let’s just say I was breaking the church bell

by The real big F May 1, 2019

Hell's bells

Another way to say "Oh shit".

"You know, that bridge you're standing on is going to collapse at any moment."
"HELL'S BELLS-"
Splat.

by Psychoticlife June 24, 2020

Riley bell

Hot

Omg he’s such a Riley bell

by Micro penis March 9, 2024

what the bell

when you misspell “what the hell” like some kinda nerd

riley1: what the bell
riley2: lmao what
riley1: oops sorry typo
riley2: we’re talking in person not texting

by yahoelol March 15, 2020

Bell Canada

Canada's answer to AT&T. It's outsourced over priced and will charge you to remove their equipment regardless of whether you have an account or not.

Bell Canada wanted to charge me to remove their internet equipment.

by WendyOKoopa2 September 2, 2021

wedding bells

To be a prick

"I hear wedding bells" said the prick.

by potatolad123 March 4, 2015