Asian Shit Biscuit

an extremely ugly asian person with a beard

That guy from Karate Kid is a real Asian Shit Biscuit

by Pa$tah Troy July 8, 2006

Asian Ass Mofo

An Asian Ass Mofo is a person who is Asian but they are also Big gay

Friend 1:Yo did you see Yom's new haircut.
Friend 2: Ya he is an Asian Ass Mofo

by Clap Clap Meme Review June 20, 2018

Asian rat candy

A very suspicious and interesting looking conglomeration of matter that often turns out to be better than expected. Often referred to in the context of food but can also be used to explain things or events.

I went to his house for dinner. I had no idea what was on my plate; just a huge mess of asian rat candy stew or something.

In reference to a business presentation:
"Dude! I just killed that! I wasn't expecting it to be such a a buffet of asian rat candy success."

by lalaking January 20, 2015

mega asian powers

MEGA ASIAN powers are powers that asians are born with. MEGA ASIAN powers run through asians and make them smarter. People with the names Min, Grace, Ellina and Cheng chong ming kee. The powers can be passed on to different races only by another asian who gives then SUPER ASIAN FOOD.

"Min gets an a on his math test" It's no fair Min, you used your MEGA ASIAN powers.

by ASIAN POWA December 7, 2016

Asian oversea girlfriend

One of the most common type of oversea girlfriend, typically nice and pleasant to talk to but over time they will start mentioning many things that is stereotypical of every oversea girlfriend, these include :

Telling you to give her some present or sending her money because of some """""""emergency""""""".

Mentioning marriage 10000 times and telling you that you would be a great husband.

Getting mad if you tell them that you can't give her any present or money.

Person 1 : is Ryan dating an Asian oversea girlfriend ?
Person 2: Yeah he did, and he have been spending 1000 dollar on her due to her Iphone breaking every 5 days
Person 1: suck to be him

by the one who spout the truth June 27, 2022

asian tree trunk

When you take a bundle of chop sticks and shove it someones anus

My homie owed me ten bucks and didn't repay me, so i gave him a asian tree trunk

by EpicconV April 22, 2018

asian man with a dog

That one Asian friend who says “wood my bad” after someone says my dog went missing

Lil John:My dog went missing last night I hope he’s ok
Friends:yeah me to
Asian man with a dog:Oh my bad

by AsianDogStore(Food Market) July 5, 2019