Asian Shit Biscuit

an extremely ugly asian person with a beard

That guy from Karate Kid is a real Asian Shit Biscuit

by Pa$tah Troy July 8, 2006

East Asian Gaslighting

When an East Asian says using chopsticks is easy.

East Asian gaslighting is when an East Asian says “Use Chopsticks, come on it’s easy.”
It’s not easy, and u drop them picking up a bunch of food -a Japanese person making an impression of my yt friend crying trying to use chopsticks

by Livelaughlovekunikida July 18, 2022

asian chicken wings

when a guy puts asian sauce in his mouth then sucks another guys dick,

andrew: damn i really want some asian chicken wings rn
garret: aight bet come here

by amberlee0999 April 20, 2019

asian man with a dog

That one Asian friend who says “wood my bad” after someone says my dog went missing

Lil John:My dog went missing last night I hope he’s ok
Friends:yeah me to
Asian man with a dog:Oh my bad

by AsianDogStore(Food Market) July 5, 2019

mega asian powers

MEGA ASIAN powers are powers that asians are born with. MEGA ASIAN powers run through asians and make them smarter. People with the names Min, Grace, Ellina and Cheng chong ming kee. The powers can be passed on to different races only by another asian who gives then SUPER ASIAN FOOD.

"Min gets an a on his math test" It's no fair Min, you used your MEGA ASIAN powers.

by ASIAN POWA December 7, 2016

Asian rat candy

A very suspicious and interesting looking conglomeration of matter that often turns out to be better than expected. Often referred to in the context of food but can also be used to explain things or events.

I went to his house for dinner. I had no idea what was on my plate; just a huge mess of asian rat candy stew or something.

In reference to a business presentation:
"Dude! I just killed that! I wasn't expecting it to be such a a buffet of asian rat candy success."

by lalaking January 20, 2015

asian tree trunk

When you take a bundle of chop sticks and shove it someones anus

My homie owed me ten bucks and didn't repay me, so i gave him a asian tree trunk

by EpicconV April 22, 2018