Asian Shit Biscuit

an extremely ugly asian person with a beard

That guy from Karate Kid is a real Asian Shit Biscuit

by Pa$tah Troy July 8, 2006

asian man with a dog

That one Asian friend who says “wood my bad” after someone says my dog went missing

Lil John:My dog went missing last night I hope he’s ok
Friends:yeah me to
Asian man with a dog:Oh my bad

by AsianDogStore(Food Market) July 5, 2019

East Asian Gaslighting

When an East Asian says using chopsticks is easy.

East Asian gaslighting is when an East Asian says “Use Chopsticks, come on it’s easy.”
It’s not easy, and u drop them picking up a bunch of food -a Japanese person making an impression of my yt friend crying trying to use chopsticks

by Livelaughlovekunikida July 18, 2022

Asian Accent Gang

The best group of friends one person could ever meet. Like everyone in there is just a bunch of crackheads joined together because we're really desperate. This type of friendship consists of daily pranking and fighting over who will get to answer the hardest question even though we couldn't really answer it anyway.

Pem, Dinosh, and Nads are in an Asian Accent Gang.

by urbandic_piratelol25 September 1, 2022

Asian math grades

very strict maths grades

Asian math grades
maths methods
45-50 = expected
40-45 = harsh lecture
35-40 = seriously threatened
30-35 = there is no such thing

by mathsisawesome July 21, 2017

Asian fanny fun

A porn magazine devoted to Asian porn.

"Yo I'm just going to fill up the wank bank with some Asian fanny fun

by Suck my asss July 10, 2016

asian tree trunk

When you take a bundle of chop sticks and shove it someones anus

My homie owed me ten bucks and didn't repay me, so i gave him a asian tree trunk

by EpicconV April 22, 2018