anal serration

Anal serration is the act of having the anus penetrated by the worlds largest dong. Causing it to rip and fall apart.

"Hey mike did you get an anal serration from that black man today"

"My friend lassie died when her owner have her anal serration"

by White sessy May 26, 2014

Anal Brow

A horizontal hair line above one's sphincter.

Do you have an anal brow?? No! Wanna see mine?

by AnalBrowinc October 17, 2018

anal honey

The aftermath of anal sex. A combination of semen and fecal matter, anal honey, pushed out of the anus.

Bro, last night I totally smothered the new girls biscuits in anal honey!

by WildCamper May 15, 2018

Anal Surprise

When someone or something goes up your ass without you knowing

God dammit Henry Jim got himself an Anal Surprise yesterday.

by the ghostly February 12, 2018

Auto Anal

The act of inserting your penis inside of your own anus.

Richard got tired of masturbation and decided to try auto anal.

Richard stuck his dick in his ass.

by LolXdTrain July 11, 2017

Anal Apocalypse

An Anal Apocalypse is when you sit on the toilet thinking that you will just take a normal shit, and you end up spending 45 minutes shitting out your end trails while everyone around you is gasping in horror at the groaning they hear through the bathroom stall doors.

On Friday Jeff had went full blown anal apocalypse, and I was around to hear it.

by Goldieloxandthe3cocks November 18, 2021

Anal Baby

Someone who is being such an asswhole that they’re mom is being called a such a whore for having orgasmic enjoyment when they were born, and they victim of the accusation is the offspring of such bitchery.

Really John, stop being such a damn anal baby and grow the fuck up.

by CondimentalMaster October 4, 2019