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The American Torpedo

You must lay a Japanese girl flat on her stomach. You then proceed to forcefully ram your cheddar shredder into the side of her stomach. You keep thrusting your anaconda into her side until you tear her apart and reach the other side of her body. Her body will then be split in half and fall to the ground to represent the sinking of the U.S.S Arizona.
Neil meet up with his girlfriend, Mrs. Hiroshima, to avenge his grandfather who was killed in Pearl Harbor and gave her The American Torpedo to represent the Torpedo that killed his grandfather.
by Austin Kennedy II October 22, 2019
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american snowday

School being cancled after a school shooting, or threat to the students wellbeing.
person 1: im gonna try to get us an american snowday tomorrow.
person 2: what do you mean?
person 1: im gonna call in a bomb threat.
by Nicotine1-1 November 18, 2021
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American Sandwich

When an American woman has a threesome with a Canadian man and a Mexican man, finally resolving both the Mexican-American War and the War of 1812 in a matter of minutes.
Hey Stacy, I'm Bob McKenzie and this is my friend Antonio Rodriguez. Wanna make an American Sandwich?
by Samtheginger September 24, 2017
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The American Toilet

The act of eating ass, immediately followed by drinking a glass of water.
Sean: So Allyson and I did The American Toilet last night.
Jordan: That's gross dude. Brush your teeth in between next time.
by DuctTapePants August 26, 2018
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american thunder

the biggest shit show ever to hit six flags st.louis - it never trouble lights which makes it very not cash money to operate but super lit to ride.
‘Hey, American thunder has no line!’
“Yeah. It never does.”
by big fun fun September 25, 2019
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American Bagel

The act of sticking a calculator up into the rectal system of a complete stranger.
woah hold the American bagel there buddy.
by Zeroisbeyond February 24, 2022
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American Nerd

A controversial character from the Discord app and internet drama. His account was deleted for good on late-2022.
American Nerd's messages were confusing and appalling
by Ryan900USAYT December 2, 2022
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