American pie

A relatively obscure sex act that combines a creampie with a David Foster Wallace reference. The man ejaculates inside his partner (the creampie) while yelling "'Victory for the Forces of Democratic Freedom!" This is a reference to the David Foster Wallace short story Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, and its meaning can be as obscurely ironic as the partners decide. The American pie combines irony, patriotism, and sex in a heady mix that's not suitable for everyone.

Q: Are you and Charlie doing anything special for the Fourth of July?
A: Probably go to the parade, watch some fireworks, and finish the evening off just the two of us, doing an American pie.

by JubilationTCornpone January 28, 2021

American Roulette

The act of placing explosive mats/carpets or mines around your home at random and forgetting where they are placed, thus creating the chance of blowing yourself up, when navigating your house.

"Hey man, that's a nice carpet you've got."
"Thanks man! I wouldn't step on it though"
"Why?"
"I've set up the house for American Roulette."

by Dee._ January 30, 2021

PHAT American

When an American is so hot that you just want to tackle them and have sex with them on the spot.

As most natural-born Americans are fat, lazy, greasy, and smelly, the term "PHAT American" usually refers to a (typically illegal) immigrant. In addition to immigrants being more sexy, it is a well-known fact that illegal immigrants are much easier rape targets as they can't go to the police.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

American Dream

You can't spell American Dream without spelling Eric Andre

I love American Dream Show

by Jeffro Honeydew March 8, 2021

American Roulette

Russian Roulette with an glock

I decided to play American Roulette at school with all my friends

by Trakhni Tebya May 7, 2021

American System

Paying your own bills when having a friends gathering at an eat out place. Usually used in the sub continent.

Khan: So who is going to pay the bill?

Malik: American system ;)

by libran November 18, 2011

american sweatfest

where an argument turns into 2 people just insulting each other (normally started by americans hence the name) generally this is either 2 people trying to find the most personal insult (if they know eachother) the longest they can continously say insult without stopping (if they dont know each other) or whoever can say the most racial slurs the loudest fastest and in the most aggressive tone (generally by white mentally challenged people)

damn my argument was good but you just want an american sweatfest

by animus leudis pythonis January 19, 2023