A term used to startle a speaker who hadn't been listening. Nobody would want to know that a condom truck is part of the trafficking circuit, but here we are! This term is generally used to attract attention.
by Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake April 14, 2025

During intercourse in the doggy position, the male turns around to face away from his partner.
With butts touching he reaches through between his legs, and using a hook grip he grabs his partner by the genitals then proceeds to crawl forward “towing” them across the room.
With butts touching he reaches through between his legs, and using a hook grip he grabs his partner by the genitals then proceeds to crawl forward “towing” them across the room.
by Dale_lifts June 7, 2019

by Pgb613 December 30, 2020

A guy who puts time and energy into fixing and building a girl's vehicle. And wonders why he gets put Into the friend zone
"Carl did it again, he spent 20 hours wrenching on that sperm banks truck and all he got was a jizz soaked kiss on the cheek. That's what he gets for truck simping"
by Skeeterskeet August 21, 2023

by kait1320 February 25, 2022

Dee fucked John so good he had a truck driver face like a Canadian jake brake cumming down a long steep grade
by JDviewpoint69 February 27, 2022

When you stand back to back with someone holding up each other’s weight, and take a dump in to the same toilet at the same time
This weekend my boy and I both had to take a dump at the same time, and decided to head to the bathroom for an Alabama Dump Truck.
by RD94 November 25, 2021
