Golden Goose

To graze an unsuspecting individual's perineum (see goose), yielding sufficient surprise or alarm to cause the individual to involuntarily urinate him or herself.

What started with your standard "How's your father" variety of goose graduated to the Golden Goose when Frank's bladder let go.

by Klevrguy March 13, 2016

Goose

A girl with fake tits.
(The two O's in goose represent the fake tits)

Check out that goose.

by Batdog444 November 29, 2018

GOOSE

Goose otherwise known as wild

Oh man I'm going goose

by Alex Goose March 10, 2019

Goose

A fat retard who sits on discord all day and is hated by everyone

“Man look at this fucking goose”

by mama lover 69 January 15, 2021

shot the goose

When you have accidentally ejaculated inside of your girlfriend.

As Johnny and I started to have sex for the first time, not even three minutes went by and he stopped then looked at me and said "I shot the goose."

by cedmondsuek October 6, 2010

Golden Goose Egg

describing something as gloriously or spectacularly bad.

They would've beaten me if it wasn't for that Golden Goose Egg

by word guy [[[[ December 5, 2024

Goose Play

what fags do to have fun in equivalent to parkour.

Hey Daniel want to go down to the beach and do some 180's and look like fags and call it Goose Play.

by DanielDerrik June 10, 2011