Fruit Cake

A term used for being offensive, insulting them by calling them a fruit cake in a rude way whilst arguing.

It can also be used as a very nice term, by slowly calling the love of your life a fruit cake, you could start to win them over. They are both as sweet as each other.

Shut up! You don't know nothing about this!
Why don't you shut up you fruit cake!

Aww, my fruit cake, how are you feeling?

by Quicksand Boy January 10, 2018

asian fruit

A fruit that is asian

IMA STEAL YOUR FRIDGE AND BREAK YOUR WASHING MACHINE YOU ASIAN FRUIT

by AyeWaddup April 11, 2017

Hot Dragon fruit

While your lover is on all fours the woman sucks a fart from his butt while jerking him off and fondling his balls.

Picking the ripest fruit of all I consumed the hot dragon fruit from him before we made love.

by Brellygreen April 17, 2017

fruit waxer

To wax ones fruit.

Amanda went to John's house to help him wax his fruit. Fruit waxer

by Fruitytoots April 20, 2017

fruit cup

A term usually used to describe a absurdly gay, or homosexual, person. However, it can also be used to describe someone when they are not thinking straight or acting stupid. It's commonly used to substitute words like "faggot," "retard," "douche bag," or even "piece of shit" if you want to spice things up.

What are you a fucking fruit cup?
Get your head out of your ass you fruit cup!
Now that guy definitely has to be a major fruit cup.

by Robbie Cringe April 20, 2017

Canned Fruit

Noun

A very stubborn air head who is know for being good at something

Here comes the "Canned Fruit" of basket ball , walking down the street

You are such a "Canned Fruit"!

by My dude the goose April 25, 2017

fruit cabin

Cabin of fruity people that live deep in the mountains. They grow various drugs in their cabin, referred to as "fruit" amongst the mountain people.

"Hey got any of that cabin fruit in your fruit cabin?"

by Gaggle pineapple September 16, 2017