Jelly-bobbing

When fishing a jelly baby out of your friend/partners arsehole with your tongue

Last night me and Stacy did jelly-bobbing and I got a lime jelly baby

by Jelly-bobbing-king September 3, 2022

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jelly cupboard

When blood clots begin to ooze out of one's B-hole as a result of rapid paced anal sex with a severe lack of lubricants.

There I was in Caribou Maine, high on meth amphetamines railing this Vietnamese prostitute in the shit shoot at an unreasonably high rate of speed. She probably ended up with a jelly cupboard.

by Professor Tripp October 13, 2016

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they go together like peanut butter and jelly

The less controversial version of "they go together like peanut butter and pickles". it means that 2 things go perfect together.

Jon: dude, Cheese and vodka, like, they go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Davey: Wtf? do you mean they go together like peanut butter and pickles?
Jon: No, what made you think that?

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

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fluffernutter and jelly

When you cum inside of a bitch on her period and eat her out after.

Dude I can't believe I fluffernutter and jelly'd that bitch last night

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

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Jelly Kwon

Jelly Kwon, a.k.a. my mother from another grandmother, is a great person who has a thing for dads and married men.

I liked this girl, but turns out she likes older married men... guess she's a Jelly Kwon.

by mk96782 September 21, 2018

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jelly sandwich

It's a FUCKING sandwich, with PEANUT BUTTER and FUCKING JELLY between two FUCKING slices of GODDAMN bread.
STOP FUCKING SEXUALIZING FOOD I WILL OFF MYSELF FOR FUCKS FUCK.

"What do you want for lunch?"
"A jelly sandwich"
"Doesn't that mean-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE"
"Wha-"

by AhaiMISO MAQM Productions September 12, 2022

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