Turtle Runs

Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out of your ass the following morning, resembling a turtle's head peeping from its shell... Before exploding.

I drank so much last night, I had the turtle runs this morning.

by Thomas Beer December 19, 2007

Mud Turtle

A roomba that has eaten a wet dog or cat turd

My roomba ran over the turd and then spun around repeatedly in a panic and tried to bash it self to death against the wall. Poor little mud turtle.

by ChuckNnancy August 11, 2019

Turtle Flop

This word is used as an insult that in turn means retard or fag

"BOB"
"what?'
"you fucking turtle flop"

by Tyler Rice February 22, 2008

Turtle House

A way of referring to a Whore House in a conversation.

"Man lets head to the turtle house after school!"

by BananaMagnet November 27, 2020

turtle undercover

When someone is a turtle but is an undercover turtle

Turtle undercover: I'm a turtle undercover

Turtle: shut up

by شمسية January 2, 2015

turtle eating

Plain and simple a blow job

My girlfriend choked while turtle eating last night.

by Johnfmjr July 25, 2006

slurp the turtle

To 'slurp the turtle' is a sexual act in which the giver has diarrhoea and the taker 'slurps' the poo from their anus.

Oh yea baby, slurp the turtle!

by passtheturtle May 24, 2018