5:11 pm

I wrote this a 5:11 pm...
Oh wait now its 5:14 pm.

What time is it?

-5:11 pm

That was 3 minutes ago.

Ok so its now 5:15 pm

by Average French Canadian September 26, 2022

The 11

Only 3% of ken have a completely straight penis

Most have an 11 o'clock. Mayve even a 10:30. Up, down, left, right, mixed. According to my doctor. 100% normal to have an 11.

It was a little bent to the left, but it made it feel bigger. I've never been with a 12. Up, down, left or right it is always The 11.

by Aki8181 May 10, 2023

February 11

National give your phone to your friend day

Rich kid: you have such an old phone

Poor kid: it’s February 11
Rich kid: oh shit gotta run

by anonymous November 9, 2020

December 11

People born on this day are complete total bitches who chat shit and think they are cool when really they are complete loners

Boy: hey i should ask her our
Friend: hell no she is born on December 11th
Boy: ew nvm

by UnknownUser62925 October 9, 2021

7-11

A place that fills up with thirsty kids as soon as 3:00 PM hits.

I go to 7-11 every day after school.

by DeadIdiot September 9, 2021

November 11

April fools but in November so November fools

What November 11 it’s November fools

by November fools November 11, 2021

9/11

Make fun of this to offend anyone from the U.S. who will never forget when the towers fell.

9/11, never forget.

by Hdhdjdssampgishrur June 9, 2023