this is my truth tell me yours

a cool ablum made by a cool band

they fucking rule

by VMC August 30, 2003

the evil monkey in my closet

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the evil monkey moved out cause my babi sis was messing with him too much. hehehe. then another moved in. then he moved out again. and then once again another moved it.

by monkeez rulez!!! November 29, 2003

Taking My Talents to South Beach

THE OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITON - Taking a shit.
(Also referred to as "Making LeBron a Free Agent)

Damn, that Chinese food is upsetting my stomach. I'm taking my talents to South Beach. Now, where's the nearest toilet?

by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010

the day the sun shines out of my dick

an eccentric saying of non belief.

Zack: hey bro, derek and mary are going out now!
Thomas: yeah, i'll believe that the day the sun shines out of my dick.

by t.h.o.m.a.s. December 14, 2007

kiss my blizzle azzle yizzle

self explanitory, you beeotch.

me: i got a ds and you didnt! kiss my blizzle azzle yizzle!

some stupid skateboarder: uhhh okay you do that....

me: you look like a penis!

by Homosexual April 23, 2005

foh shizzle my nizzle drizzle

suck my cock, seriously

u can just foh shizzle my nizzle drizzle

by confusedsushiroll October 26, 2004

Lick caviar off my balls day

where girls lick caviar off of a guys balls on friday, march 12

Lick caviar off my balls day is tomorrow i can’t wait to lick caviar off my boy friends balls

by danny.swish March 10, 2020