not man

When something is not the way it is supposed to be.

The exam was not man. (the exam didn’t come the way we wanted it to come)
This pen is not man. (The pen is not writing)
The device is not man. (The device is not operating)

by AEM_KHAFASHI June 23, 2020

Man

Someone with an identity on the gender spectrum opposite of a woman

A man is not determined by what is in his pants.

by DerpyThe_Cat June 26, 2023

Man

Someone who may be very stupid.

"Why did Man do that? Is he stupid?"

by AM1947 May 8, 2024

Mans

The plural of something you are not.

A term used to address a male individual. Like dude, bro, fella, bloke, motherfucker

Ex.: "Mans over there pushing the car all by himself. Let me help that fella."

by EternalKing_Unrivaled April 15, 2024

man-jama party

When guys spend the night out together and return the following day usually to a scornful wife. man-jamas can also be a term which describes a man's gay nightwear.

"Hey jon, i think it's time for the guys to go out and get trashed again!" I said excitedly.
"you mean a man-jama party?" he asked.
"yep, get out your yard pass and stop being a tit, gonna be cra cra!"

He next inquired "should i bring my man-jamas?"
"fmli thought to myself.

by jay-sin jay April 7, 2010

Spider man

You pull your erect penis out of her vagina and place it on your forearm extending past your wrist, flick your wrist down while you ejaculate on her face

“Man last night me and my girlfriend were role playing and it was super hero night so I did the SPIDER MAN all over her face”

by Pyiter pocker January 22, 2021

Harpoon Man

One who controls harpoons magically.

When the Harpoon Man dies, all his harpoons go off at once.

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022